Gen Z Guide to FI

Well they left me in the club to fend for myself so I feel no guilt about this one.

Story time: In January, I wanted to party in SF because I was stressed AF from studying. It was supposed to be a girls trip but my coworker friend got busy and one of my homies got COVID. So, it was me and my day 1 bro. But SF is expensive, and I had planned to scam 4 people and the scam wasn’t gonna work with just 2 people.

So I was like bring your bf… I got a hotel room on my Chase Sapphire Preferred card which gives me $50 statement credit for hotels. I had about $20 from cash back from the previous month. So I was like if I get a room for $210, it will be free for me baby as long as I have 2 other people.

Anyway, so she invited her bf and we shared a room. It was exactly as awkward as it sounds. No weird sex stuff so get your mind out of there if thats where your mind went. We went to the club and those bitches left me there and went back to the hotel because of love?

I was bewildered. Perplexed. Confused about life. But I successfully scammed them and I kissed 2 guys at the club so all is forgiven. I wonder what A will say when she finds out I scammed her. She’s a fire baby so she will read this. Stay tuned.

xoxo Gen Z Fire Baby