Gen Z Guide to FI

I want to give an update on my dating life. I have been trying to develop a roster. WOW! SEXY! I have been unsuccessful in this roster building, but I will not give up. Note that options in ButtFuck, CA, are limited, and I will not be driving long distances for a man. I’ve done that before, and it won’t happen again.

Lets analyze boy 1 & 2 of my current roster.

Boy 1: Stock Market Boi

Stock Market Boi is a software engineer who does not initiate dates. In our texts, we seem to have a lot of similar interests, but I’ve also had some icks. We were supposed to have our first date last Sunday, but he said he had car issues that day. He is still on my roster because we haven’t met yet, so I wanted to ensure I met him before eliminating him.

But so far until I meet, I can’t tell if there’s anything worthwhile from Stock Market Boi.

Boy 2: Spiderman

Spiderman lives an hour away but plans to come down to ButtFuck, CA. I don’t mind because I won’t be going that far. I am not as attracted to Boy 2, but he seems fun. I am still yet to meet him in person. He postponed our last date but texts me every day, but I’m not here to be a pen pal y’all. We have another date scheduled so we’ll see if it ends up happening.

I’m just excited to be back on the wagon. I want to go out on fun and exciting dates. I’m not looking for serious vibes, but I also don’t want to have seg$ual relations… I just want PG-13 fun. I feel like this is not too much to ask. And if I ever feel like I’m asking too much, it is because I’m asking the wrong person.

XOXO Gen Z FIRE Baby